Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /I SNEAK TO BUN \ | HELP ME FOR TO QUACK kb: what | | the hell are you talking about? | | bwahahaha.. It's a long | \ story. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;