Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Perfection \ | | | The perfect traveller leaves no trail | | to be followed; The perfect speaker | | leaves no question to be answered; The | | perfect accountant leaves no working to | | be completed; The perfect container | | leaves no lock to be closed; The | | perfect knot leaves no end to be | | ravelled. So the sage nurtures all men | | And abandons no one. He accepts | | everything And rejects nothing. He | | attends to the smallest details. For | | the strong must guide the weak; The | | weak are raw material to the strong. If | | the guide is not respected, Or the | | material is not cared for, Confusion | | will result, no matter how clever one | | is. This is the secret of perfection: | | When raw wood is carved, it becomes a | | tool; When a man is employed, he | | becomes a tool; The perfect carpenter | | leaves no wood to be carved. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;