Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I've no idea when Linus is going to \ | release 2.0.24, but if he takes too | | long Im going to release a 2.0.24unoff | | and he can sound off all he likes. | | | \ -- Alan Cox / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;