Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / Bride, n.: \ | | | A woman with a fine prospect of | | happiness behind her. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;