Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is easy when we are in prosperity to \ | give advice to the afflicted. | | | \ -- Aeschylus / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;