Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "I thought I saw a unicorn on the way | | over, but it was just a | | | | horse with one of the horns broken | \ off." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;