Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "In the face of entropy and \ | nothingness, you kind of have to | | pretend it's not there if you want to | | keep writing good code." -- Karl | \ Lehenbauer / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;