Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The typewriting machine, when played \ | with expression, is no more annoying | | than the piano when played by a sister | | or near relation. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;