Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Drunks are rarely amusing unless they \ | know some good songs and lose a lot a | | poker. | | | \ -- Karyl Roosevelt / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;