Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hi there! This is just a note from me, \ | to you, to tell you, the person reading | | this note, that I can't think up any | | more famous quotes, jokes, nor bizarre | \ stories, so you may as well go home. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;