Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All the big corporations depreciate \ | their possessions, and you can, too, | | provided you use them for business | | purposes. For example, if you subscribe | | to the Wall Street Journal, a | | business-related newspaper, you can | | deduct the cost of your house, because, | | in the words of U.S. Supreme Court | | Chief Justice Warren Burger in a | | landmark 1979 tax decision: "Where else | | are you going to read the paper? | | Outside? What if it rains?" | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;