Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A-Z affectionately, 1 to 10 \ | alphabetically, from here to eternity | | without in betweens, still looking for | | a custom fit in an off-the-rack world, | | sales talk from sales assistants | | | | when all i want to do is lower your | | resistance, no rhythm in cymbals no | | tempo in drums, love's on arrival, she | | comes when she comes, right on the | \ target but wide of the mark... / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;