Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / [Crash programs] fail because they are \ | based on the theory that, with nine | | women pregnant, you can get a baby a | | month. | | | \ -- Wernher von Braun / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;