Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Note that if I can get you to \"su and \ | say\" something just by asking, you | | have a very serious security problem on | | your system and you should look into | | it." (By Paul Vixie, vixie-cron 3.0.1 | \ installation notes) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;