Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I GUESS I'LL NEVER FORGET HER. And \ | maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was | | wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty | | was like a beautiful horse being ridden | | by a wild monkey. I forget her other | | qualities. | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;