Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You can fool some of the people all of \ | the time, and all of the people some of | | the time, but you can make a fool of | \ yourself anytime. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;