Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / gurmlish, n.: \ | | | The red warning flag at the top of a | | club sandwich which | | | | prevents the person from biting into it | | and puncturing the roof | | | | of his mouth. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;