Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Can't act. Slightly bald. Also dances. \ | | | -- RKO executive, reacting to Fred | | Astaire's screen test. | | | \ Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;