Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Turnaucka's Law: \ | | | The attention span of a computer is | | only as long as its | | | \ electrical cord. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;