Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Let him choose out of my files, his \ | projects to accomplish. | | | \ -- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;