Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Women are like elephants to me: I like \ | to look at them, but I wouldn't want to | | own one. | | | \ -- W. C. Fields / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;