Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I know if you been talkin' you done \ | said just how suprised you wuz by the | | living dead. You wuz suprised that they | | could understand you words and never | | respond once to all the truth they | | heard. But don't you get square! There | | ain't no rule that says they got to | | care. They can always swear they're | \ deaf, dumb and blind. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;