Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / : I used to think that this was just \ | another demonstration of Larry's : | | enormous skill at pulling off what | | other people would fail or balk at. | | | | Well, everyone else knew it was | | impossible, so they didn't try. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;