Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / The idea of male and female are \ | universal constants. | | | | -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate | \ 3219.8 / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;