Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As long as there are entrenched social \ | and political distinctions between | | sexes, races or classes, there will be | | forms of science whose main function is | | to rationalize and legitimize these | | distinctions. | | | \ -- Elizabeth Fee / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;