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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ After a while you learn the subtle      \
| difference Between holding a hand and   |
| chaining a soul, And you learn that     |
| love doesn't mean security, And you     |
| begin to learn that kisses aren't       |
| contracts And presents aren't promises  |
| And you begin to accept your defeats    |
| With your head up and your eyes open,   |
| With the grace of a woman, not the      |
| grief of a child, And you learn to      |
| build all your roads On today because   |
| tomorrow's ground Is too uncertain. And |
| futures have A way of falling down in   |
| midflight, After a while you learn that |
| even sunshine burns if you get too      |
| much. So you plant your own garden and  |
| decorate your own soul, instead of      |
| waiting For someone to bring you        |
| flowers. And you learn that you really  |
| can endure... That you really are       |
| strong, And you really do have worth    |
| And you learn and learn With every      |
| goodbye you learn.                      |
|                                         |
\ -- Veronic Shoffstall, "Comes the Dawn" /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;