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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The IRS spends God knows how much of    \
| your tax money on these toll-free       |
| information hot lines staffed by IRS    |
| employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax |
| tip is that you should print neatly. If |
| you ask them a real tax question, such  |
| as how you can cheat, they're useless.  |
|                                         |
| So, for guidance, you want to look to   |
| big business. Big business never pays a |
| nickel in taxes, according to Ralph     |
| Nader, who represents a big consumer    |
| organization that never pays a nickel   |
| in taxes...                             |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;