Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The IRS spends God knows how much of \ | your tax money on these toll-free | | information hot lines staffed by IRS | | employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax | | tip is that you should print neatly. If | | you ask them a real tax question, such | | as how you can cheat, they're useless. | | | | So, for guidance, you want to look to | | big business. Big business never pays a | | nickel in taxes, according to Ralph | | Nader, who represents a big consumer | | organization that never pays a nickel | | in taxes... | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;