Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The sooner our happiness together \ | begins, the longer it will last. | | | | -- Miramanee, "The Paradise Syndrome", | \ stardate 4842.6 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;