Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Concentrate on th'cute, li'l CARTOON \ | GUYS! Remember the SERIAL NUMBERS!! | | Follow the WHIPPLE AVE. EXIT!! Have a | | FREE PEPSI!! Turn LEFT at th'HOLIDAY | | INN!! JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!! MAKE me | \ an OFFER!!! / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;