Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Three Midwesterners, a Kansan, a \ | Missourian and an Iowan, all appearing | | on a quiz program, were asked to | | complete this sentence: "Old MacDonald | | had a . . ." | | | | "Old MacDonald had a carburetor," | | answered the Kansan. | | | | "Sorry, that's wrong," the game show | | host said. | | | | "Old MacDonald had a free brake | | alignment down at the | | | | service station," said the Missourian. | | | | "Wrong." | | | | "Old MacDonald had a farm," said the | | Iowan. | | | | "CORRECT!" shouts the quizmaster. "Now | | for $100,000, spell 'farm.'" | | | \ "Easy," said the Iowan. "E-I-E-I-O." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;