Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm going through my "I want to go back \ | to New York" phase today. Happens every | | six months or so. So, I thought, | | perhaps unwisely, that I'd share it | | with you. | | | | > In New York in the winter it is | | million degrees below zero and | | | | the wind travels at a million miles an | | hour down 5th avenue. > And in LA it's | | 72. | | | | > In New York in the summer it is a | | million degrees and the humidity | | | | is a million percent. > And in LA it's | | 72. | | | | > In New York there are a million | | interesting people. > And in LA there | \ are 72. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;