Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "It was so cold last winter that I saw | | a lawyer with his | | | \ hands in his own pockets." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;