Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The right of freedom of thought and of \ | religion as guaranteed by the | | | | Constitution against State action | | includes both the right to speak | | | | freely and the right to refrain from | | speaking at all, except in so far | | | | as essential operations of government | | may require it for the | | | | preservation of an orderly | | society,---as in the case of compulsion | | to | | | | give evidence in court." | | | | -- Justice Murphy, in concurrance, West | | Virginia State Board of | | | | Education v. Barnette 319 U.S. 624 No. | \ 591 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;