Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / To follow foolish precedents, and wink \ | With both our eyes, is easier than to | | think. | | | \ -- William Cowper / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;