Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Occupational Slumming: \ | | | Taking a job well beneath one's skill | | or education level as a means of | | retreat from adult responsibilities | | and/or avoiding failure in one's true | | occupation. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;