Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When bad men combine, the good must \ | associate; else they will fall one by | | one, an unpitied sacrifice in a | | contemptible struggle. | | | \ -- Edmund Burke / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;