Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, \ | Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It | | lies behind starts and under hills, And | | empty holes it fills. It comes first | | and follows after, Ends life, kills | \ laughter. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;