Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The basic menu item, in fact the ONLY \ | menu item, would be a food unit called | | the "patty," consisting of -- this | | would be guaranteed in writing -- "100 | | percent animal matter of some kind." | | All patties would be heated up and then | | cooled back down in electronic devices | | immediately before serving. The | | Breakfast Patty would be a patty on a | | bun with lettuce, tomato, onion, egg, | | Ba-Ko-Bits, Cheez Whiz, a Special Sauce | | made by pouring ketchup out of a bottle | | and a little slip of paper stating: | | "Inspected by Number 12." The Lunch or | | Dinner Patty would be any Breakfast | | Patties that didn't get sold in the | | morning. The Seafood Lover's Patty | | would be any patties that were starting | | to emit a serious aroma. Patties that | | were too rank even to be Seafood | | Lover's Patties would be compressed | | into wads and sold as "Nuggets." | | | | -- Dave Barry, "'Mister Mediocre' | \ Restaurants" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;