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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The basic menu item, in fact the ONLY   \
| menu item, would be a food unit called  |
| the "patty," consisting of -- this      |
| would be guaranteed in writing -- "100  |
| percent animal matter of some kind."    |
| All patties would be heated up and then |
| cooled back down in electronic devices  |
| immediately before serving. The         |
| Breakfast Patty would be a patty on a   |
| bun with lettuce, tomato, onion, egg,   |
| Ba-Ko-Bits, Cheez Whiz, a Special Sauce |
| made by pouring ketchup out of a bottle |
| and a little slip of paper stating:     |
| "Inspected by Number 12." The Lunch or  |
| Dinner Patty would be any Breakfast     |
| Patties that didn't get sold in the     |
| morning. The Seafood Lover's Patty      |
| would be any patties that were starting |
| to emit a serious aroma. Patties that   |
| were too rank even to be Seafood        |
| Lover's Patties would be compressed     |
| into wads and sold as "Nuggets."        |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "'Mister Mediocre'       |
\ Restaurants"                            /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;