Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / One man's "magic" is another man's \ | engineering. "Supernatural" is a null | | word. | | | \ -- Robert Heinlein / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;