Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / UNIX is hot. It's more than hot. It's \ | steaming. It's quicksilver lightning | | with a laserbeam kicker. | | | \ -- Michael Jay Tucker / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;