Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / First Law of Bicycling: \ | | | No matter which way you ride, it's | \ uphill and against the wind. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;