Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / No guest is so welcome in a friend's \ | house that he will not become a | | nuisance after three days. | | | \ -- Titus Maccius Plautus / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;