Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / ... the HIGHWAY is made out of LIME \ | JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequeued | \ OYSTER! Yum! / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;