Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes, \ | Calm down, it's only bits and bytes, | | Calm down, and speak to me in English, | | Please realize that I'm not one of your | \ computerites. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;