Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /need help: my first packet to my \ | provider gets lost :-( sel: | | dont send the first one, start with #2 | \ * netgod is kidding / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;