Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Thirteen at a table is unlucky only \ | when the hostess has only twelve chops. | | | \ -- Groucho Marx / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;