Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you push the "extra ice" button on \ | the soft drink vending machine, you | | won't get any ice. If you push the "no | | ice" button, you'll get ice, but no | \ cup. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;