Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Consultant's Curse: \ | | | When the customer has beaten upon you | | long enough, give him | | | | what he asks for, instead of what he | | needs. This is very strong | | | | medicine, and is normally only required | \ once. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;