Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A Hen Brooding Kittens \ | | | A friend informs us that he saw at the | | Novato ranch, Marin county, a few days | | since, a hen actually brooding and | | otherwise caring for three kittens! The | | gentleman upon whose premises this | | strange event is transpiring says the | | hen adopted the kittens when they were | | but a few days old, and that she has | | devoted them her undivided care for | | several weeks past. The young felines | | are now of respectable size, but they | | nevertheless follow the hen at her | | cluckings, and are regularly brooded at | | night beneath her wings. | | | \ -- Sacramento Daily Union, July 2, 1861 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;