Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Always the dullness of the fool is the \ | whetstone of the wits. | | | | -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like | \ It" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;